"Just realized what I'm missing at work. I need a job again where I can get paid to honk a girls boobs and have her show nekkid pictures to me n'stuff. I miss that.
Damn, do I miss that.
God bless that little screwed up chick."
I shared this with a friend of mine earlier and he agreed. His response:
"Man, you had naked pictures, boob squeezes, bang your direct reports, make pancakes......it's amazing you didn't work more. That's a hard package to beat."
Those were some pretty decent benefits...
That and taking 3 hour lunches. Expense accounts. Getting the company to sign off to buy me power tools.
FUCK! I gotta get another job like that. Well, that and getting paid about 4x what I'm currently making at my shitty job right now.
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