Instead of starting with water, I made espresso out of espresso. Drinking it accelerated everything around me and I travelled in time about 30 minutes into the future. That is where I currently reside.
I am transmitting this message from the future. This message is a warning. There are many clowns here in the future. They are everywhere. As far as the eye can see. And... because I'm really good with nun-chuks, they're trying to recruit me to their evil clown posse (not to be confused in any way with the Insane Clown Posse- we're not getting sued again, dammit!).
My advice to you? Don't fall for the "smell the flower" trick.
No wait...listen.. really... I don't see anyway around this. Its going to happen so soon.
You should all maybe just stay in the house today.
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