Psychokinesis training- Snow Day

I have successfully proven earlier in the year I can kill pigeons with the power of my mind. I have been working lately on more controlling their behavior. This is a little trickier.

Last night it snowed its ass off. Plenty of snow on the ground this morning. I am going to the park and continue my experiments making the pigeons dive bomb pedestrians. Maybe the snow will refract my thoughts & broadcast my will across the city. This may cause massive bird attacks on the population of Portland. If you're reading this and you were attacked by a bird, I apologize.

That was my bad.

Bacon thoughts

Facebook says sushi and chicken are among my favorite words that I use regularly. But what happened to "bacon"? Sweet tasty bacon...I love the smell of bacon in the morning.

Smells like....breakfast.

Boxing Day thoughts

I love Boxing Day! The one day of the year its ok to take a free shot at anyone. The punk in front of you trying to buy 20 items in the 15 or less lane AND using coupons? POW! Crack him right in the jaw. When he's on the floor and the cashier and security guard are there asking you why did you do that. Just say "It's... Boxing Day, bitches" and walk the hell away.