Boxing Day thoughts

I love Boxing Day! The one day of the year its ok to take a free shot at anyone. The punk in front of you trying to buy 20 items in the 15 or less lane AND using coupons? POW! Crack him right in the jaw. When he's on the floor and the cashier and security guard are there asking you why did you do that. Just say "It's... Boxing Day, bitches" and walk the hell away.