I have successfully proven earlier in the year I can kill pigeons with the power of my mind. I have been working lately on more controlling their behavior. This is a little trickier.
Last night it snowed its ass off. Plenty of snow on the ground this morning. I am going to the park and continue my experiments making the pigeons dive bomb pedestrians. Maybe the snow will refract my thoughts & broadcast my will across the city. This may cause massive bird attacks on the population of Portland. If you're reading this and you were attacked by a bird, I apologize.
That was my bad.
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