Everything I know I learned from Loveline.

Or “No daddy, don’t hit me. It’s picture day tomorrow."

*Sorry, for the second part of that. It’s a desperate attempt to bring some humor into this depressing situation.

Listen to Loveline radio show, people. Dr. Drew will help you understand why people do some of the shit they do. At times its funny as hell, too. An example of the funny would be like when a stoner calls wondering why he can't get it up anymore, or something like that.

It's a nationally syndicated show. In Portland, you can catch it Sunday-Thursday nights from 10pm to midnight. Check it out.


Anyway, back to it-

Now, what the hell? I’ve had, like, zero important personal conversations in the last weeks, maybe months. Nil. Zip. NADA. Then, all off a sudden two female friends tell me they’re currently in abusive relationships. One of them I'm especially concerned about.

This is two different women within the same 12 hour period. What the hell is that? Where did that come from? I basically went to bed after talking to one & woke up talking to another.

I love women. I’ve never hit a woman.

I don’t condone violence against women. I love my female friends.

My advice? Walk the fuck away. Run the fuck away. Run away like O.J. Life is too short. You should be asking yourself “which beating is the one that kills me”. It’s like playing Russian Roulette and getting off on it.

Eventually you will lose.

But I don’t think either one of them listened to me.

People need to listen to Loveline more. I think it would help a lot of people square their shit away.

Coming soon - "Lesbian Karaoke. Code name: King Lesbian"