Shower Beer, a definition

"Shower Beer" - A beer consumed while in a shower. Does not neccessarily need to be beer. Basically any alcoholic beverage consumed while taking a shower.

The quality of the experience is enhanced by:

1. how tired & exhausted you are. The more beat down you are, the better that beer tastes.
2. how hot the shower is. The hotter the better.
3. how cold that beverage is. The colder the better.

Optimum pleasure is ultimately obtained from the contrast of the hot shower & the cold beverage.

Brrrrrr.

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