Wednesday, June 10, 2009

A brief bio

Hi.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I’m 40, single, never married, a little out of shape, brown hair, green eyes, pretty muscular, have all my hair and teeth. Goddamned good looking, if I have to say so myself. I usually sport a van dyke & I don’t shave much, so I am pretty scruffy-faced usually. I have a house & a car & a dog.

My employment status is currently unemployed. I used to make good money, especially for being single, not having a lot of debt and only having to answer to myself. I used to travel a lot for work. While travelling, everything was paid for, so that was even more money for me.

Currently, I’m finding it impossible to get a job. I look a lot, & apply on average for 8-10 jobs a week. This sucks. Fucking economy.

When I was working, I didn’t used to do much besides work and go to the gym. This bout of unemployment has shown me how to fill my time (when I’m not looking for a job) with fun activities and hobbies. I guess that’s one good result of this unemployed period.

Ahhh, hobbies.

Oh yes, I have hobbies.

I love my dog. I take her to the dog park. I take her for walks. Brush her & love her. She’s a scamp. A very stubborn shepherd-rott mix. She is 120 pounds of attitude in an 80 pound dog. She’s also a counter-surfer. Food is not safe on the kitchen counter when I’m out of the house. I rescued her when she was a year and a half old & she really had some rough edges then. She’s a little over four now & perfect, though still stubborn. She’s a sweetheart.

I really like Euro games. These are German strategy board-games. I organize a group in Portland on Thursday nights that about 30-40 people attend. I’ll have a lot more on games later.

I like to drink to excess at times when I know it is totally safe and driving is not going to be a factor. I hate the idea of drinking & driving.

Stripparaoke is a fun way to spend a Sunday evening. Stripparaoke is where you perform Karaoke on stage with a stripper up there with you doing her thing. This happens at Devil’s Point. This is the best club in Portland.

I also really like good coffee and cigars. And parties.

I’m still single ladies. Any takers?

*Coming soon - "Fucking and Punching: A story about Robin" Stay tuned!

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